Hi! I'm Ana, a baker in NYC
who makes perfect fucking cookies.

Don't believe me? Scroll down to see just how perfect my
perfect fucking cookies are.

Cookies

All treats are baked with premium ingredients and lots of love. ♥
Prices do not include shipping.

Ricotta Chip

$20/2 dozen

Espresso Brownie

$20/2 dozen

Dog Biscuits

$10/batch

Earl Grey Shortbread

$15/2 dozen

Zucchini Muffins

$15/~1.5 dozen

Oatmeal Pumpkin Spice w/add ins

$20/2 dozen

Press Sandwiches

$40/5 dozen

Peanut Butter

$25/4 dozen

Coconut Macaroons

$15/2 dozen

Mexican Hot Chocolate

$20/2 dozen

Linzer Tarts

$25/2 dozen

Mint Double Chocolate

$20/1.5 dozen

Sea Turtle Brownies

$25/16 squares

Shortbread

$10/2 dozen

Ginger Molasses

$20/2.5 dozen

Snickerdoodle

$20/3 dozen

Lemon Shortbread

$15/2 dozen

Lemon-Blueberry Muffins

$15/~1.5 dozen

Pecan Pie Thumbprints

$30/~3 dozen

Reviews

"I have never had more perfect ginger molasses cookies and I will be backed up by my family on this. Never have 2.5 dozen cookies been eaten so quickly in this household (the majority of it done by me). The cookies are the best combo and sugar and spice a person could ask for, speaking as a person who likes less sugary stuff and looooves ginger! Am definitely going to buy more in the near future as I'm almost done with my current batch and am sure I'll be dreaming about the cookies."

- Riva

"Because my mind was totally blown, I just wanted to let you know your cookies were absolutely amazing. Didn’t even last the weekend once they arrived. My husband loved the shortbread and he said it gave him flashbacks of his childhood. I got the espresso cookies for myself mostly and I LOVED them, it was like eating the chewy/corner part of a brownie (the best part) but it was the WHOLE thing!"

- Emily

“I think I've tried nearly half the cookies on this site at this point. Not only have I never had a bad cookie from Ana, I've never had so much as a so-so cookie from her. In fact, most of the ones I've tried are, like, the platonic ideal of what that cookie should be.

My favorites are the Mexican hot chocolate and espresso brownie, which are perfectly rich, chewy, and chocolatey -- somehow in COMPLETELY different ways -- but if you hold a picture of the perfect (fucking) shortbread, peanut butter cookie, etc. in your mind, that's what Ana's are like.”

- Vera

"Holy shit [...] the cookies are SO GOOD. I was going to concoct a complex lie about how they’re bad and you should just ship everything you’ve made to us from now on to take care of it for you but I can’t. They’re amazing. I literally can’t tell they’re [gluten free]."

- Tori

"The lemon blueberry muffins are incredibly moist and a perfect balance of sweetness with the tartness of blueberry and lemon. These are a must try for anyone who likes the flavor combination."

- Cata

"I'm a repeat customer of Ana's for one reason: THE COOKIES REALLY ARE PERFECT. My favorites are the Ricotta Chip. They're soft and cakey, but not dry. I cannot be trusted around them alone. I took a chance and tried the Linzer Tarts and those are also excellent. No fake or cheap jam here [...] Ana's using the good stuff. She delivered to my house as I'm local, masked-up as we all should be! Definitely a good sign and worth opening my door for."

- Cheska

"incredible! they arrived super fast. i ordered the earl grey shortbread and the mexican hot chocolate cookies for my birthday, and i enjoyed each flavor for different reasons. i think the shortbread is my favorite (i love tea-flavored cookies), but if you like chocolate, the mexican hot chocolate is a MUST because it's big and dense and great for that chocolate-fix. definitely sharing with the family! thank you!"

- Christy

"I tried the Lemon Shortbread first. A buttery, flaky shortbread cooking with a light, lemony glaze on top! They are phenomenal. Perfect Coffee/tea biscuits [...] Ana managed to absolutely nail the tart/sweet on the lemon glaze without it overpowering the cookie. EXCELLENT.

Next was Ricotta Chip! It's a very soft, almost cake-like texture, but with a very nice creamy cookie flavour! Chocolate chips of course and just absolutely satisfying for those of us with sweet tooths (sweet teeth?). If you [...] love delicious soft cookies, this is what you wanna go for.

Finally, the Earl Grey Shortbread. An unexpected favourite from me! Something about the flavour and the texture of the cookie is absolutely stupendous. Again, nice crunch without being hard or crackly, all arrived intact and portioned in KAWAII BARS. Deliciously buttery, I'm gonna be chomping them with my coffee this whole weekend."

- Susan

"I love Ana's baking! The extent to which I love all the cookies I've gotten from her is that I have to carefully ration myself to one a day because if I did not, I would pretty much scarf them down immediately. I've ordered a range of cookies from her, but my favorites for sure are her tea-infused shortbreads. It's awesome how much flavor she packs into them and they are buttery and delicate.

I'm also a HUGE fan of the mexican hot chocolate cookies I ordered. They're spicy and rich and they've gone over really well with my household!"

- Ilana

"I've never had cookies quite like the ricotta chip but they're always soft, fluffy and incredibly delicious! The lemon shortbread is one that I've had before and knew I would like, but then she added a glaze that made them even more amazing. The Earl Grey shortbread cookies were a new flavor to me but are also tasty and I'm looking forward to eating more of them."

- Vanessa

"I ordered linzer tarts for my dad's birthday, and my parents had nothing but rave reviews. The cookies were beautifully arranged, and my mother (who is famously picky about sweets) declared the cookies boutique bakery quality and worth stealing my dad's birthday present for. Ana was also really responsive and provided excellent customer service, especially delivering in NYC; she sent a picture when she had arranged the cookies in the box, and another email to confirm delivery. I'm going to recommend her to all my friends!"

- Julia

"I am not what you'd call a big sweets person, but I adore Ana's cookies. While luxuriously decadent, they're substantial and mature far beyond being mere sugary sweetness. Over the years, I've gotten the ricotta chip, earl grey shortbread, press sandwiches, and Mexican hot chocolate, and they're all excellent. The flavors are complex and layered and vibrant; the textures are all at their appropriate ideal points between cronchy and chewy. They say that you can taste the love in someone's cooking, and these are undeniably the product of someone who wants to give their best to others."

- Alyssa

"Excellent cookies in these trying times. The ginger molasses were crowd pleasers and the shortbread was perfect with coffee. Would order again."

- Emma

"These cookies are fantastic. They didn't even last a week in my house, and every time someone grabbed one they were quickly coming back for more. Went perfect with my tea -- and every other meal. They arrived quickly, were still in one piece, and the taste was as if they were just handed to me from the oven. Minus the heat, of course. I've come back for seconds, and will make plans for a third and a forth time in the future."

- Hillary

"These are hands down the best cookies I have ever had. No matter what your liking, she has something for everyone. Every cookie brings pure happiness with its perfect flavor paired with its amazing texture. Ana is always willing to take custom orders and her customer service is impeccable. Trust me, you will not be disappointed. I highly recommend the earl grey shortbread cookies!"

- Domenica

"MY MOM ATE HALF THE ESPRESSO BROWNIE COOKIES ALREADY this is a war"

- Andrea (mere hours after opening her box)

“I offered my boyfriend a bite of espresso brownie and his eyes went wide. He clutched it to his chest. He would not return it, but ate it instead. I lost the cookie."

- Emme

"The snickerdoodles: The texture? Is perfect. The balance of spices? Is perfect. The only thing wrong with them is that there are just not enough of these cookies in here. They are AMAZING."

- Joey

"Every cookie that I've ordered has been perfectly buttery, spiced, or crumbly. The thumbprint pecan pie cookies are perfect with a mug of earl gray or cup of coffee, the shortbread perfect with a fresh pot of chai- I got a batch of the cranberry rugelach for my roommate and she's loved them. The dog biscuits are perfect- our pup has some tooth issues and can't break hard treats up, Ana was so helpful and thoughtful with baking the order for him a little softer and making sure the treats were small so he could enjoy them! As soon as we have more space in the snack cabinet I'm ordering more."

- Katherine

"I ordered gluten free cookies for the holidays. I got the ricotta chip ones and they are PERFECT, as promised! They're super soft and moist, not too sweet, with lots of chips. The texture is really great, especially for a gluten free cookie."

- TIm

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Custom requests welcome but pricing may vary.
Gluten free treats require an additional 3 days time for the flour in the air to settle to guarantee things celiac-safe.

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